You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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