worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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