I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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