I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my being single is dangerous.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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