p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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