Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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