Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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