Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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