so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
