People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My ass is underappreciated
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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