What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
handjob tips. give me some.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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