what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
it was like eating out sand paper
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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