5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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