i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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