just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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