I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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