I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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