An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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