YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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