Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
