that's an acceptable place to lick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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