i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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