hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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