the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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