I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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