It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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