ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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