Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Text me some of your sweat
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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