I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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