your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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