she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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