On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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