I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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