YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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