another moral hangover. fuck.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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