Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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