love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
