Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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