I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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