Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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