But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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