i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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