You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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