apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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