The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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