what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize