Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I AM VODKA MAN
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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