just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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