What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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