I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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