Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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