the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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