But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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