there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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