if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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