May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
